Patient #5: Heather

Heather is a new patient of Dr. Carm and has a rather interesting disorder:

Concocting Violaceous Slytherite Disorder (CVSD) 

This blood disorder affects the body in different ways. Some of the more common signs and symptoms include:

1.   Craftiness: Dr. Carm uses the word craftiness here to mean both cunning and creative. People with CVSD can be both or just one. Those who take on the creative side of craftiness exhibit strange characteristics. For instance, they might find that they can only knit duck socks.

2.   Purple: This symptom is constant throughout all CVSD sufferers. When given a choice between red, purple, and olive, they all like the color purple. Some may be more particular with the shade of purple, but it remains that the color purple is their favorite color out of the list. Doctors have argued that this is because the color purple creates a more stable blood flow to CVSD sufferers. Red increases the blood flow, while olive decreases it. Those with CVSD unconsciously prefer more stability, because of their blood disorder.

3.   Slytherite¹: These people match flawlessly with the traits created by J. K. Rowling’s Slytherin house in Harry Potter. They are cunning, resourceful, and ambitious. Slytherin also corresponds to water, which is also why CVSD sufferers enjoy a nice drink (although this does not have to be water.) It’s amazing that Rowling created Slytherins to be so similar to the CVS disorder!

Other possible symptoms include: being in the sun, reading, listening to British accents, and breathing.

CVSD does not have a cure, and most sufferers prefer not to have one. Interestingly enough, they can function in society without too much difficulty. Unless one really knew the person, most people would never suspect a person to have CVSD. This is believed to be part of the cunningness exhibited by the person. Once the symptoms are pointed out, more people are able to recognize the disorder.

For those looking for treatment, they should seek out their primary care physician. Blood tests will be done to verify the blood disorder and possible treatment plans for the symptoms can be discussed. As of yet, no one with CVSD has sought treatment. Therefire, it is undetermined how well the treatments work.

¹ Slytherite is a word created by J. K. Rowling in her early drafts.

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Diagnosed but Not Happy

Post 1: I haven’t been to a doctor in a while can be found here

Post 2: Checkup can be found here
Post 3: I’m Sick: To Go or Not to Go can be found here

Diagnosed but Not Happy

So you are not happy with the results of your doctor's appointment. Apparently, you didn’t see Dr. Carm. That’s okay. We all make mistakes. But anyway, if you think there is something your doctor is missing, talk to him or her. Ask questions and be clear on why they did or did not diagnose you with something. [Not all doctors can be as smart as Dr. Carm. Let’s try not to hold that against them.] Don’t be afraid to express your opinions (politely.)

Try to work with the doctor’s solution(s). Maybe you are missing something. If this doesn’t work or you are still unsatisfied, then look around for another opinion. For example, find someone who has more experience in that particular field.

Also, if you are unhappy with the medication or procedures to your disease or illness, ask for alternatives. For instance, some doctors have more experience with natural remedies than others. Each doctor is familiar with certain medications and treatments, and they tend to stick with them. Most of the time there are other options out there. Understand these options and the consequences with your treatment. If you do not feel right with the given treatment and have discussed this with your doctor to no avail, try finding another physician who may provide you with better options and opinions. [Note: always take medication as prescribed. Do not stop taking medication unless directed by the doctor.]

The important thing is to be honest and open with your doctor. Make sure you understand things. Some doctors may not be aware that you do know or understand a medical term. Just ask! This could help you in the long run and become more satisfied with your appointment.

As always, if you have any questions for Dr. Carm, don’t hesitate to ask. She is the best uncertified doctor out there!

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