Nov 28, 2012

The Best and the Worst Short Stories of 2012


 Based on pageviews:


The Least Viewed Quick Story of 2012: Two Little Kids

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. 

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" 

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." 

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-o and ice cream.. It's a breeze" 

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" 

The first kid says, "A circumcision." 

The second kid replies, "Whoa! Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."


Original posting can be found here

The Best Short Story of 2012: KY Jelly Story

A doctor story:


I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?"

"It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied.

I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
KY Jelly (a lubricant)  is made by Johnson & Johnson
The USA's Kentucky state (abbreviated KY)

Original posting can be found here



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Nov 24, 2012

Quick Story: Picabo


The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete.... She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU."



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Nov 22, 2012

Top Countries that View Dr. Carm 2012

The top five countries that viewed Dr. Carm's blog in 2012 are:


1. United States

 

2. United Kingdom

 

3. Russia

 

4. Germany

 

5. Singapore




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Nov 21, 2012

Announcement for the Upcoming Weeks

It's that time again. Another year is ending and there is lots to do! Dr. Carm is no exception, so things have changed for the next few blog postings. Here's the plan for the upcoming weeks!

Even though Dr. Carm's blog hasn't been up for a full year, she wants to share some of the most popular postings and the not so popular postings. The next few entries will cover the "best and worst" of:
  • Interesting Facts
  • Fake Diagnoses
  • Quick Facts
  • Quick Stories
 
Dr. Carm is also planning on making a few minor changes to the blog for the upcoming new year.
Now is the time to let Dr. Carm know what you want to hear about. Send or post suggestions on topics that you want to know about, any new features you would like Dr. Carm to add, becoming a guest poster, or just to say hi--that's fine too.

You can reach Dr. Carm at drcarmelee@gmail.com or post a message down below!
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The Best and Worst of Dr. Carm will begin November 28th (extra best and worst postings starting on the 22nd) and continue through the end of the year.
Other memorable moments will be posted in between! So keep stopping by!



Nov 18, 2012

Quick Facts: Food Preparation

Holidays are fast approaching are you prepared?



·         Clean. Wash hands, cutting boards, utensils, and countertops.

·         Separate. Keep raw meat, poultry, and seafood separate from ready-to-eat foods.

·         Cook. Use a food thermometer to ensure that foods are cooked to a safe internal temperature: 145°F for whole meats (allowing the meat to rest for 3 minutes before carving or consuming), 160°F for ground meats, and 165°F for all poultry.

·         Chill. Keep your refrigerator below 40°F, and refrigerate food that will spoil.

·         Check your steps at http://www.foodsafety.gov/keep/basics/index.html

·         Report suspected illness from food to your local health department.

·         Don't prepare food for others if you have diarrhea or have been vomiting. [Dr. Carm just wants to add "EW!!!" to this one]

·         Be especially careful when preparing food for children, pregnant women, those in poor health, and older adults.




Tips from: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: www.cdc.gov


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Nov 14, 2012

Breast Cancer



Breast cancer is a scary disease that affects mostly women, although men can develop breast cancer too. Below are some things to be aware of.


Risks:
Age – women over 502 [This is just another good reason to never get older. Stop your birthdays now! Have anniversaries instead like Dr. Carm.]
Personal history2
Family history2 [Unfortunately you can pick your nose, but not your family.]
BRCA1, BRCA2, and CHEK2 genes2—these genes can cause a 80% chance of breast cancer development1
Exposure to female hormones (natural or medicated)-levels/duration of ovarian hormone (this stimulates cell growth). For example, early first menstruation, late menopause.2,3
Hormone replacement therapy (HRT) such as estrogen therapy, as well as, menstruation starting before age 12 or menopause starting after age 55 increases your risk1
First pregnancy at a later age (older than 30) or never giving birth1,3
Obesity (poor diet and low exercise)2 – This is controversial. “The theory is that obese women produce more estrogen, which can fuel the development of breast cancer”1
Excess alcohol consumption2 [*sigh*]
Diethylstilbestrol (DES) – used during pregnancy in 1940-1971 to prevent miscarriages and other pregnancy problems1,3
“About 20-30% of women with breast cancer have a family history of the disease”1
Radiation – radiation in the chest area. “The younger you started such radiation and the higher the dose, the higher your risk—especially if the radiation was given during breast development”1
[Please note that some factors in pregnancy may decrease the risk of breast cancer and other cancers such as ovarian and endometrial. “Being pregnant more than once or becoming pregnant at an early age reduces your risk of breast cancer.]1,3

Symptoms:
Early breast cancer usually does not cause symptoms, hence the need for breast exams1
Changes to breast size, shape, or feel1,2
Dimpling, rash, or skin changes2
Lumpiness or thickening of the breast (or armpit)1,2
Unusual or persistent breast pain2
Nipple soreness or fluid discharge1,2
Swelling or discomfort in armpit2

For men – symptoms include: breast lump, breast pain, or tenderness1
Advanced Symptoms:
Bone Pain, Breast pain/discomfort, skin ulcers, swelling of one arm, weight loss1

Exams and Tests:
Breast MRI1
Breast ultrasound1
Breast biopsy1
CT scan1
Mammography1
PET scan1
Sentinal lymph node biopsy1
 
Treatments:
Lumpectomy – removal of the lump with radiotherapy1,2
Mastectomy surgery – removal of breast itself1,2
Chemotherapy1,2
Axillary clearance – removal of affected lymph nodes2
Hormonal therapy1,2
Radiation therapy1
Targeted therapy1
 
Controversy: What do you think?
A quick summary
A study was done by Grismaijer and Singer that showed a link between bras and breast cancer, because it inhibits the flow of the lymphatic system.4 Women who wear a bra for 24 hours/day were 125 times more likely to have breast cancer than those who are bra-less.4 Those women who do not wear a bra have the same risk as men for developing breast cancer.4 Here’s a summary of their findings:
3 of 4 women (75%) that wore their bras 24 hours/day developed breast cancer4
1 of 7 women (14.3%) that wore their bras more than 12 hours/day (but not to bed) developed breast cancer4
1 of 152 women (0.7%) that wore their bras less than 12 hours/day developed breast cancer4
1 of 168 women (0.6%) that rarely or never wore a bra developed breast cancer4
Thoughts against this study:
Lacked control on epidemiological data for the correlation4
Lacked proof that lymph contains carcinogen and that carcinogen can cause cancer4
There is an existence of correlations between obesity and post-menopausal breast cancer. The study did not look at pregnancies, age, obesity (where women who have smaller breasts tend to go bra-less more often), diet, or medications (such as hormone replacement therapy).4
Claims by the medical and scientific communities—the National Cancer Institute, the American Cancer Society, and the National Institute of Health—have stated that there are no solid correlations between bras and breast cancers.4
Examples:
National Institute of Health: “Breast implants, using antiperspirants, and wearing underwire bras do not raise your risk for breast cancer. There is no evidence of a direct link between breast cancer and pesticides”1
Budden (2012): “But rest assured, there is no evidence that wearing bras-with or without underwires, during the day or night-increases your risk of breast cancer.”2
So, what do you think? Should women be concerned with bras and breast cancer?

For more information on breast cancer and support visit: http://www.breastcancer.org/

Tool to find out your risk: www.cancer.gov/bcrisktool
(You must be 35 years old or older for the calculation to work)

 
1Breast cancer. (2011). National Institutes of Health. Retrieved from http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000913.htm 
2Budden, L. (2012). Monday’s medical myth: Wearing a bra to bed increases your risk of breast cancer. The Conversation, 2012 (23 July). Retrieved from http://eprints.jcu.edu.au/499/1/Monday's_medical_myth__wearing_a_bra_to_bed_increases_your_risk_of_breast_cancer.pdf 
3Fact Sheet: Reproductive history and breast cancer risk. (2011). National Cancer Institute.  Retrieved from http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/Risk/reproductive-history 
4Grismaijer, S., & Singer, S. R. (1995). Dressed to kill.  ISCD Press. ISBN 0895296640. Retrieved from http://pomegranatebreastoil.com/pdf/Dressed_to_Kill.pdf

Nov 10, 2012

Quick Story: Two Little Kids



Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. 

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" 

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." 

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-o and ice cream.. It's a breeze" 

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" 

The first kid says, "A circumcision." 

The second kid replies, "Whoa! Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."


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Nov 7, 2012

Patient #11: The Poker



The Poker has a recent illness. This illness is the dreaded....

 Overly-Abundant Poker Disorder (OAPD)

Usually the disorder begins with harmless poking through instant messaging or Facebook. Soon, it escalates into a full blown poking war, where the person on the receiving end is bombard with endless, merciless poking. *pokes*
*clears throat* Bruises have been reported.


In the final stages of the disorder, *pokes* 

...the patient takes his or her poking outside the virtual world and into the real world. OAPD sufferers start out with friends and family poking, but then move on to random strangers. OAPD sufferers have been to walk by people and poke them in the side. They run off quickly so that they cannot be poked back.

Although there is no cure, two methods have been tried with a 47% rate (depending on the level of the illness.) 
*pokes* STOP THAT!

Chinese Finger Traps have been known to scale down the poke attacks. However, eventually OAPD sufferers escape to continue with their mass poking.
 Picture from Wiki
Total finger removal has the highest success rate, but severe cases of OAPD find other means of poking (eg. one's foot or elbow). This ends up being more painful for the pokee.


If you believe you have OAPD, please consult with your physicians. They should take the necessary precautions and meet with you in a full bubble suit.

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Nov 3, 2012

Quick Fact: I ate too much candy!

So Halloween is over and you didn't listen to Dr. Carm. You ate too much candy. Hopefully by now you are back to normal; but if you need some help, Dr. Carm is here!



Stomaches from too much candy can be a pain. Some easy ways to help this:


1. Stop eating the candy now. Seriously, no more for a little while at least

2. Ginger is great for upset stomachs
3. Peppermint is also good for stomachs (unless you are proned to heartburn--in this case do not take peppermint)
4. Drink more water
5. Try some nice calming foods such as toast or saltine crackers

If your stomache doesn't go away, you should contact your doctor. It could be a sign of something else.

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