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The Least Viewed Quick Story of 2012: Two Little Kids
Two little kids are
in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the
operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here
for?"
The second kid says,
"I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says,
"You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-o and
ice cream.. It's a breeze"
The second kid then
asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says,
"A circumcision."
The second kid
replies, "Whoa! Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk
for a year."
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The Best Short Story of 2012: KY Jelly Story
A doctor story:
I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your
breakfast this morning?"
"It's very good, except for the Kentucky
Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied.
I then asked
to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY
Jelly."
KY Jelly (a lubricant) is made by Johnson & Johnson
The USA's Kentucky state (abbreviated KY)
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